Long lasting laughter
Long lasting laughter
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: the one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?’
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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This is a online business cum e-commerce directory of Mumbai and suburb Vasai, listing local specific businesses. Searching on Business Directory is very easy. One can choose from the search box or use links at the bottom of the page. The region of Vasai-Virar is known as Vasai taluka a part of Thane district in Maharashtra.Geographically it is situated between East 72.480 to 72.540 Latitudes and North 19.240 to 19.280.Longtitudes. Vasai is located about 50-km North of Mumbai. Vasai starts from river Ulhas on theSouth and ends with Vaitarna river in the North. On the Eastern side is Tungareshwar, Vajreshwari, the hilly tracks of Wada and Bhiwandi towns and on the West is theArabian sea. Thus Vasai combines climates of mountain tracks, shore-land,humidity and heavy rains. Its average rainfall is 80 inches. The Hindu Puranas suggest that the sixth incarnation of Vishnu, Parshurama createdthe Konkan region. The Vasai-Virar region comprises the north Konkan region.During the ancient times it was known as Sopara, and is talked about in the Skand Puranas.The kingdom of Sopara is also referred in the Mahabharata. Pandu’s son Sahadevaannexed this region to there Hastinapur empire during the Rajasui Yagna of Yudhistira.Vasai has two small sea ports, one at Arnala in the north and the second at Vasai in the south. And access from anywhere, anytime. HOW TO PLACE ADVERTISEMENT Targeted Display and Classified advertisement packages are also available.You can avail this opportunity for a very nominal cost as a Introductory offer. Contact us.
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